Ha – the tax consultant who was going to tell us all about tax in Germany, and believe you me, there’s a lot of it here, has gone missing. Probably waylaid by a passing taxpayer. But it gives me a chance to fill you in on my new idea – combat the demography shift with smoking and extreme sports.
I mean, I don’t see what all the fuss is about. First they tell us to get fit, eat properly, live safely, stop smoking, and now they’re wondering why we’re all living longer – a no brainer, if you ask me.
The easy way out? Make it compulsory for the over forties to start smoking, and take up at least two extreme sports. I would suggest free climbing and high diving. Five years later – problem solved.
Oops, the tax man has turned up – got to run…